SPANISH FOR GRINGOS

There's always something new to learn and try.
For example, if you say "PAIR DONE", Spiks will understand:
"PERDON".(Sorry). Try the next ones!

1. BOY AS N R
*VOY A CENAR
I'm gonna have dinner

2. N L C JOHN
*EN EL SILLON
On the armchair

3. BE A HOPE AND SON
*VIEJO PANZON
Fat Old man

4. THIS S POOR AS STUNT AIR E US
*DICES PURAS TONTERIAS
You're saying dumb things

5. S TOY TREE STONE
*ESTOY TRISTON
I'm kinda sad

6. LOST TRAP EAT TOSS
*LOS TRAPITOS
The little rags

7. A KEY EYE POOR AGREE JUG
*AQUI HAY PURA GRILLA
There's only politics around here

8. DESK CAN SAW
*DESCANSA
(You) rest

9. AS SAY TOON AS
*ACEITUNAS
Olives

10. CELL EYE JUG, ONE A WHAT TOE
*CELAYA GUANAJUATO
Celaya, Guanajuato (a City in central Mexico)

11. BE A HAS R WHEN THERE US
*VIEJAS ARGUENDERAS
Arguing Bitches

12. COME AT A LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS
*COMETE LOS AGUACATES
Eat the avocadoes

13. THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOUGH
* DEJE DE ESTAR MOLESTANDO
Stop bugging me

14. KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS
*QUITATE LOS HUARACHES
Take off your sandals

15. BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US
*BOLA DE PAYASADAS
Silly stuff

16. SEE EYE
* SI HAY
Yes we have

17. T N S FREE O
* TIENES FRIO
You are cold

18. S TAZ PEN THE HO
*ESTAS PENDEJO
You are an asshole

*BONO EXTRA* Lee las siguientes palabras en ingles:
TNSLPPBNTSO